Election 2020

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It’s the Election of 2020. You know what that means?

    Absolutely nothing, unless our guy does not win, in that case, well, they are going to do the thing they said they weren't going to do, but we knew they were going to do it, and they will.  Let's not dwell on that though, let's look at the things we have in common.</p>       
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    <p>We were all as Americans, given the statue of liberty from France, and property rights as we know them, which allowed us Americans to colonize territory and own it, regardless of who was on it first, I mean you can't own property without realizing property is ownable. Good for us, you know, everyone steals ideas, it's all in how you put to use those ideas that determines - I don't know, I am not a quote guy and that seems pretty close on infringing on someone's copyright.</p>     
        <h2>It's going to be interesting though

If their guy wins, there was fraud, if our guy wins, well, maybe there was no fraud….but someone sure thought hard about committing fraud. All partisanship aside, one side is definitely eviler than the other, but it’s like my au pair (Sir George Michael) use to always tell me when he tucked me in at night, “you gotta have faith-afaith-afaith”.

The American Eagle Judges You And You Have Been Found UNCLEAN

That was unprofessional and unfunny, so side-note to the kids, stay in school and go to college.  You will still probably end up hating what you do, but you will have crippling debt to motivate you.  I’m just kidding, college makes you smarter, so you will figure it out.  Maybe.  Whose to say?

Dr Rooter
Ol’ Rooter to stop the story from getting to dark

You should read my shit more, I’m like a good twelve percent funny.

and the rest is about that SEO baby, make that passive income, I was promised in the early 2000s that I could be a blogger, and damnnit, I’m trying.  After all….isn’t that what America is really all about?

Whatever clever thing I say, one person doesn’t speak for all of America, and so I won’t even try to say what America is all about.

Maybe now you realize, this is not a scholarly blog at all.  This guys a fraud!  You might be right, but maybe you are wrong and I am suffering from imposter syndrome, and this is the best blog on the internet.  Only one thing matters though, did I vote?

Of course I fucking voted dipshits

So to everyone.  I sincerely hope this election works out for the best.  I did what I could, I voted, I made glib remarks, I even slightly encouraged others to vote. 

Here, for SEO purposes, I want to remind you we are talking about the Election 2020

I ran out of things to say about this election at the beginning, I’m sorry if I wasted your time.  I just really want you to know…
The Mighty Ducks is a really good movie, and I will do a blog post on it as soon as I can

I have already watched it twice this year, this is a treat for everyone, and a coping mechanism for me.

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Did you expect more?  Well, if you have lived through the last 4 years in America, you would realize that is a foolish thing to do.  Mic Drop! Fuck Donald Trump! Peace!  Also, if you want election facts and better advice, check Judd Apatow’s Twitter.

This is what happens when you don’t have friends so you can’t do a podcast.  Learn from my shame and enjoy.  This isn’t even a footer, I just like putting the same shit on every post.

Links!


  • Fox New’s Election Page

  • CBS Election Page

  • NBC News Election Page

  • BBC’s News Results

  • Lyrics to Where Oh Where Is Reptar

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            <h2>Unexpected update!</h2><br />
        <p>Quick! Change the style up!  (Told you that wasn't a footer).</p><br />
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        <p>We have Trump supporters trying to<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/jo4hqo/trump_supporters_chanting_stop_the_vote_outside/"> stop the counting in Michigan</a>, as an ELO 1100 ranked Chess player, I am not qualified to explain this 4D Chess move.  The way I see it, they are hoping to stop the count before the percentage gets too large for a recount, issue with that is...how do you then steal the recount?  It is over for trump in Michigan, everyone knew the mail-in ballots would be heavily in the Democrats favor because it's a bipartisan issue or disagreement.
    

     

    Even if I go with my gut, and ignore the fact that Trump has been hinting he would do this.  My gut says Rudy Giuliani is a Batman villain. 

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