Everything You Need To Know About Whales


Whales, Not To Be Trusted

    Did you know that whales were happy after 911 or their stress levels went down because there were fewer airplane and ship noises? Also, they are royal fish in UK law, so the monarchs own them all and sturgeon. It’s weird cause whales hate us, but they don’t seem to ever purposely attack us. That could be because we do not taste good, or we are just too unfamiliar.<p>Let me preface this. I am not a biologist, whaleogist, or psychologist, but I would speculate they are plotting. We have nuked the water before whenever we do nuclear tests. They know the score. The question is, how long do we have before they try to overthrow us, and it’s hard to say, a lot of submarines and carriers are nuclear powered, and I’m sure to have sunk, so it’s just a matter of time really before a whale scientist (a scientist who is a whale) puts it all together and starts their own Manhattan Project…</p>        
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    <p>Also, there is a whale that sings a different frequency than any other whale; he is called lonely something, I don’t remember the name. What if, though… he was whale royalty. He’s not lonely at all; he has a differentiating tone to give out royal decrees in the ocean.<br />My point is you can’t trust water signs…let me postface that with I’m not an astrologist…why is Aquarius an air sign? That’s rhetorical; I don’t care the reason why. I just hate it.</p>      
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