This Should Be A Bad Idea, Lets Find Out

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Now I googled the top most googled words. because I believe that is where I want to be right? BAM! Now I have an article with all those keywords, will it help? Idk, I will share my google analytic page letter and we can review.

#KeywordSearch VolumeReturn Rate
1Facebook151,500,00011.85
2youtube142,200,0006.99
3amazon87,440,0004.92
4Gmail71,240,0005.92
5google63,840,0004.62
6weather43,400,0005.63
7ebay41,010,0004.96
8yahoo39,170,0008.78
9walmart31,970,0002.9
10yahoo mail31,880,0006.77
11google translate31,640,0005.7
12google maps30,560,0004.05
13craigslist27,140,0004.52
14netflix26,860,0003.55
15google docs25,100,0005.46
16translate23,520,0005.68
17home depot22,040,0002.84
18news19,110,0009.63
19fox news19,060,0009.28
20calculator17,790,0005.04
21usps tracking17,650,0003.56
22cnn17,330,0007.61
23hotmail17,020,0006.42
24google drive16,810,0004.35
25maps15,830,0003.52
26paypal15,700,0002.65
27lowes14,580,0002.76
28instagram14,350,0002.61
29msn14,030,00013.11
30amazon prime13,980,0002.71
31target13,880,0002.4
32espn13,160,0006.32
33zillow13,120,0002.89
34bank of america12,850,0004.42
35wells fargo12,690,0004.47
36twitter12,510,0003.43
37google classroom12,470,0004.98
38indeed12,290,0003.52
39best buy11,700,0002.09
40speed test10,950,0003.01
41linkedin10,880,0002.85
42aol mail10,780,00010.99
43hulu10,760,0002.44
44you tube10,740,0005.01
45pinterest10,640,0003.16
46trump10,500,00010.29
47nba10,390,0009.98
48roblox9,930,0004.84
49capital one9,720,0003.37
50traductor9,660,0008.36
51nfl9,650,0006.4
52facebook login9,470,0006.21
53costco9,400,0002.42
54youtube to mp38,510,0003.85
55ups tracking8,420,0002.57
56chase8,390,0004.29
57kohls8,220,0002.62
58reddit8,220,0003.88
59google flights7,870,0004.32
60american airlines7,750,0002.43
61bing7,650,0005.92
62etsy7,520,0002.71
63twitch7,400,0003.19
64dominos7,380,0002.12
65airbnb7,280,0002.23
66spotify6,940,0001.84
67fedex tracking6,900,0002.56
68nfl scores6,660,0006.49
69restaurants near me6,590,0002.28
70macys6,550,0002.75
71aol6,530,00010.88
72google scholar6,500,0004.72
73pizza hut6,470,0002.03
74women’s world cup 20196,270,0001.71
75usps6,190,0002.21
76expedia6,110,0002.5
77discord6,010,0002.39
78credit karma6,000,0002.32
79outlook5,970,0002.94
80southwest airlines5,710,0002.23
81verizon5,670,0002.03
82walgreens5,660,0001.95
83harbor freight5,560,0002.23
84entertainment5,400,0005.53
85pandora5,400,0002.78
86bed bath and beyond5,370,0001.94
87united airlines5,280,0002.14
88turbotax5,110,0001.8
89facebook log in5,090,0005.24
90google news5,080,0008.52
91amazon prime video4,950,0002.61
92sports4,930,0003.78
93wayfair4,880,0002.04
94fb4,830,00012.6
95solitaire4,830,00011.74
96autozone4,800,0002.06
97ikea4,800,0001.89
98timer4,790,0004.76
99spanish to english4,780,0004.42
100xfinity4,730,0002.46

In The meantime, enjoy this list of words that get googled a lot, and I will try to use the more myself in articles. For example, I had to run to Walgreens to get my Aunt’s cigarettes. She smokes Virginia Slims, and as a man, it is very embarrassing ordering them.

I use to work for Verizon Wireless, fun fact that I don’t talk about since it was when I was 18 and I was asked to leave because I kept crediting back overage…maybe throw in a new phone if they had been with us for 10 years. “Sorry we are assholes, and we know your cell will grab CA towers when you are in New York and you will get charged roaming fees even if it was domestic for all you know.”

As far as plans for the website. Add a Donate button, preferably in Dogecoin, and all a real time ticket of my dogecoin finance cause that is my plan to get rich.

I’m smart but I do dumb things, it’s the awareness that makes me smart. Anyway, say ‘hi’ and offer a job or teach me something.

Maybe give me my own show, I got some ideas….well I mean I have seen a lot of TV so I have a lot of things to steal from…not really my own ideas…but if you conglomerate enough unoriginal ideas, you get something right? I mean Breaking Bad was just ‘Good Morning Mrs. Bliss’ and “Blow”, change out the drug, and BAM the prestigious TV Award that I am not sure what is called..

 That is my Google Analytics as of posting this post.  Let’s see what happens together.  

I want to be frank, not many people are really willing to show their Google Analytics like this.  We just bonded.

In fact, you probably can not even name a site that does that.  Stop spending money on their unaccountable services, and donate to me, a capable white dude that doesn’t want to work.  I get headaches when I think about it.

Google Analytics

Real talk, besides being amazing at computers, I love yard work, if you are a yard work company and pay like $15.00 an hour, I would like to apply.  

Okay, it has been a bit of time.  I am now updating this post with the information.  It did seem to kind of work, I mean percentage-wise, my viewership sky-rocketed.  It is still only a few people and does not seem sustainable.  Shame.