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Let us toast with a little bit of the bubbly!
Why you might be asking yourself, has anything happened? Did you land a dream job? Well, the answer is no, actually very little exciting has happened.
There is one thing though. As I was going through my Google Analytics (as you do) I was looking at my acquisitions, or where my traffic was coming from, the answer is mostly me. The next highest reservoir of my viewers are my few friends on Facebook that clicked a link cause I asked nicely (that is how you fall for phising scams friends).
The Strange part, and the part that got me to even write this status though, is the 4 people came from Baidu.
What is Baidu? It is Google for China, except that China has stricter censorship…
<h2>China hasn't censored me!</h2>
<p>If they aren't censoring you, then they love you, and I love you too China...not so much now, but later when your GDP passes ours and you become the largest consumers in the world and I hope to get a piece of the pie. Remember me China, I've always been a supportive friend, except when you kill civilians, but I am not trying to act humbler than though, America had the same protests, and same racism and hardly handled it any better.</p>
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<figcaption>Finer notes for the finer folks paying attention, I love Winnie the Pooh</figcaption>
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