Category: Random Thoughts
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Prairie Fires
Prairie Fires Abridged Unofficially By Jamison The Prairie Fires story forms some of the most beautiful scenes to be witnessed in a tone that sounds menacing. Oh shit! It’s just about Laura, and it’s going too fast to type, Laura’s mom just died, a few years later, she wrote a brief note, every woman in…
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Advice For Politicians
Advice For Politicians <h3>First Some Information Regarding Twisted Tea</h3> Advice for politicans, but first, WordPress told me that someone got to this site looking for twisted tea memes. Well on the off chance that there is someone wondering what the fuck is happening with <a href=”https://www.twistedtea.com/”>Twisted Tea</a>, why is it going viral like this. The…
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Same Thing We Do Every Night Pinkie
Try to take over the world. I could not sleep tonight. Insomnia led me to create a quick half-assed plan on – how I would take over the world. The whole thing is not complete villainy yet, at least not James Bond Villain levels. It might have reached a bit of Zuckerberg levels of evil,…
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Everything You Need To Know About Whales
Whales, Not To Be Trusted Did you know that whales were happy after 911 or their stress levels went down because there were fewer airplane and ship noises? Also, they are royal fish in UK law, so the monarchs own them all and sturgeon. It’s weird cause whales hate us, but they don’t seem to…
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Turn Down For…What?
Turn Down For What (it’s a slight pun) <p>I am shamelessly stealing my Facebook post to act like I wrote a new post here. I am hoping that in the time it takes me to press control+v, I will have an idea of how to fill up more content.</p> <img width=”640″ height=”352″ src=”https://ganstapenguin.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/alex-haney-AGqzy-Uj3s4-unsplash-768×422.jpg” alt=”Facebook” loading=”lazy”…
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A Post A Day…Something Something.
Podcasts are my solution to insomnia so, in ways, this is a continuation post. Instead of just trying to do sleep unsuccessfully, I decided to make another post while listening to podcasts. It makes me feel productive and maybe it will lead somewhere. I don’t know where but…that’s life. Podcasts! I am going to list…
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Insomnia
I can not sleep (hence insomnia references), but I am too tired to do anything. Luckily this is my safe space so I can defrag my thoughts a bit and either no one will read it, or people will be at my site. It’s a win-win. I use a lot of pictures, you can blame…
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Election 2020
It’s the Election of 2020. You know what that means? Absolutely nothing, unless our guy does not win, in that case, well, they are going to do the thing they said they weren’t going to do, but we knew they were going to do it, and they will. Let’s not dwell on that though, let’s…
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The Land Before Time Pt 2
We have gotten through the first twenty minutes of this movie, with only 50 minutes left. After leaving off with Littlefoot coping with his mother’s death, and dealing with crippling anxiety, we shift gears. Just when it seems like this story is nothing but darkness and despair the mother pterodactyl pops out of a hole…
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The Land Before Time
Let’s set the tone straight, if you do not like The Land Before Time, you are really going to hate this you didn’t ask for this, but it’s a thank you, from me to you. My goal is to watch all the Land Before Times, and summarize them the best I can for you. This…